hokay, sho- on day zere was thees little tiny shwadling little cow. the freakin' end

Humans are freakin know-it-all swine who need to meet a firing squad! I mena, why in heaven's name do they have to jump to conclusions and dagnabbit why the hack do they have to over react and lie. *growl* And I think siblings are the stupidist inventions ever! Besides the water proof towel...... but that's not the point. Be glad I'm not in charge, things would be A LOT different.