hokay, sho- on day zere was thees little tiny shwadling little cow. the freakin' end

Once there was little man. He had a little hand and little feet and a little head and a little tummy because he was a little man. He ate little pieces of cake (which were muffins but don't tell him that!) and little tiny carrots and alphabet soup one day. Then his dreams floated away on the wind and he died.
The End

There was a big fat lady. She had fat little arms and fat little toes a big fat face. She also had a fat pony Albert. (Albert did NOT like her!) One day she had a little child named Josephwannaeatcha. This little child grew up into a bigger child who was fat. One day there was no more pizza and burgers in the cabinet so he ate his mother the fat old lady. Then he ate Albert and got scurvy and died.
The End

Once a little darling fish lived in the ocean. He was a clean little fish until one day a fisher man got him stuck in his fishing galoshes. This little fish got tromped on around in the river. He was not happy. He was dirty now. The fisher-guy got shot by a sniper plane and died. The little clean yet not so clean fish was sad. Then a little girl came and put him in a bowl at her house. He was sadder because he was confined. After a while he forgot his former life and was now called Suzie. THen the girl exploded and he got eaten by ravenous bears.
The End

Once a time there was a cutie faced dog. He had a good life. He won tons of stuffs from dog shows and his owner was a fat rich guy who lived atop a hill. Then one day Cutie Face was wonderin' the streets lookin' for chick dogs. He got run over and became a not so cutie face dog. His owner abandoned him and he froze to a sickle and a little boy smashed with a hammer.
The End

A happy little bunny went hoppin' with a skunk.
The End

There was a cow chewing his cud in a field. The farmer man shot him through the head. He fried him up and sold him as burgers to the neighbors. All the neighbors became diseased and died. The farmer man was living well off his earnings 'till the federal government took it all away and he was forced to live with his cows in the field.
The End

Well that is how I have chosen to express my boredom this day. I hope you got a laugh, but if you did you are probably a little sadistic. I maybe am too for writing all of it. Hopefully your life is a happy story most of the times unlike the above characters of my imagination.
Shane